hacelle

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A tiny girl with a huge butt who’s always got time for you and your dumb problems. She also likes dogs and walking places like it’s a job.

I saw her walking her dog in the park like she owned the place.

She texted me at 2 a. m. just to ask if I wanted to go get coffee.

She said my problems were 'kinda cute' and that made me cry.

A small woman with a huge butt who’s got more love than a broke man at a buffet. She walks around like she’s searching for something important.

She walked past me three times before she finally said hi.

She brought her dog to my house and ignored me for 10 minutes.

She said my life was 'a mess' but she still wanted to hang out.

A tiny girl with a butt so big it’s a miracle. She walks around like she’s on a mission and she’s got way more love than a sad kid on a playground.

She walked by my house five times before she finally came over.

She said my problems were 'so basic' and that made me mad.

She brought her dog to my house and the dog sat on my face.