Hacattact

My homie is a Hacattact. My mom saw him and cried. My dad saw him and blushed like a middle schooler.

This guy is a Hacattact. He walked in and my crush ran away. My dad ran after her.

That dude is a Hacattact. He came to my school and my crush left me for him. My dad got a divorce.

My dog hates my Hacattact friend. He even growled at him.

My dad saw my Hacattact friend and got mad. He said he looked better than him.

My Hacattact friend came over. My dog ran away. My dad ran to the store.

My Hacattact friend came to class. My teacher yelled at me. My crush fainted.

He walked in. My teacher yelled. My crush passed out.

He came to school. My teacher screamed. My crush fainted in the hallway.

My Hacattact friend came to town. My dad lost his job. My mom lost her mind.

He walked in. My dad got fired. My mom screamed.

He showed up. My dad got fired. My mom had a breakdown.

My Hacattact friend is so hot. My crush died. My dad ran out of the house.

He came in. My crush fainted. My dad left the house.

He walked in. My crush died. My dad left for good.

My Hacattact friend walked in. My crush lost their voice. My dad lost his mind.

He came to school. My crush couldn’t speak. My dad screamed.

He showed up. My crush couldn’t talk. My dad had a meltdown.