hacademic

Fresh Trending
#professor#raccoon#hot air

5 views · Added 3d ago · 5 definitions

1
a professor who writes like a confused raccoon on meth and talks like a broken blender; a person who thinks they're smart but is just full of hot air.
The paper was so long it could be used as a hammock for a donkey.
He explained gravity like it was a conspiracy theory.
His lecture was so bad I considered filing a police report.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
2
a writer who makes simple things sound like a math test and makes you want to throw your textbook at them.
She turned 'Hello' into a 10-page essay about existential dread.
He wrote a paragraph about a pencil that could have been a haiku.
His essay was so confusing I needed a dictionary and a therapist.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
3
a person who writes like they're trying to impress a ghost and talks like they just came out of a blender.
His essay was so full of jargon it might as well have been in another language.
He explained a simple idea like it was a mystery novel.
His lecture was so boring I fell asleep and dreamed about algebra.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
4
a professor who thinks they're a genius but is just a human who forgot how to speak.
He turned a 5-minute topic into a 45-minute rant about the universe.
His paper was so long I considered it a crime.
He explained something simple like it was a secret code.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
5
a writer who makes simple things sound like a disaster and talks like they're trying to impress a robot.
She turned a short story into a 20-page essay about the meaning of life.
He explained a basic idea like it was a complicated puzzle.
His lecture was so long I considered filing for divorce.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
xs