habywhen

My cousin is a habywhen. He tried to rap and it was just noise.

The guy at the bus stop is a habywhen. He talks to himself and thinks he’s famous.

My teacher called me a habywhen for not doing my homework. I didn’t even flinch.

My friend is a habywhen. He asked me if I wanted to fight him because he thought I was his enemy.

The guy who sold me a hot dog was a habywhen. He said it was a ‘soufflé dog’ and it was just a regular hot dog.

My mom called me a habywhen because I spilled my cereal. I think she’s the real habywhen.

My brother is a habywhen. He tried to fix my computer and just made it explode.

The kid in my class is a habywhen. He wore a chicken hat to school and thought it was a fashion statement.

My dad called me a habywhen because I forgot my phone. He forgot his brain and still didn’t get it.

My neighbor is a habywhen. He yelled at the mailman because he didn’t bring a pizza.

My friend’s dog is a habywhen. It barked at a cloud and thought it was a dragon.

My cousin called me a habywhen because I didn’t win the video game. I won the war.

My brother is a habywhen. He tried to prank me with a whoopee cushion and it exploded in his face.

My teacher is a habywhen. She gave us a test that had 100 questions and no answers.

My dad is a habywhen. He tried to cook and burned the house down. I think it was on purpose.