Habushi

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Habushi is what you yell when your friend is being a total idiot and you’re too mad to think straight

My friend said he can bench 500 lbs. I said, 'Habushi? You can’t even bench 200!' #realTalk

He tried to explain quantum physics to me. I said, 'Habushi? Just shut up.'

He said he’s a superhero. I said, 'Habushi? You’re more of a sidekick.'

Habushi is what you scream when you’re so hyped you feel like you could explode

I saw the new video game. I yelled, 'Habushi! I need it now!'

My friend told me he got a promotion. I said, 'Habushi? You deserve it!'

I got the last slice of pizza. I screamed, 'Habushi! This is the best day ever!'

Habushi is the word that means everything and nothing at the same time

He asked me what I meant by 'Habushi.' I said, 'I don’t know. It just means everything.'

She said, 'Habushi?' I said, 'It means nothing. Or it means everything. I don’t know.'

He texted me, 'Habushi.' I said, 'That means... nothing.'