Habuse

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When someone is so hot they think they can scream at you and you’ll still let them win because you’re too distracted by their face

You: I’m gonna fail this test. Him: You’re not. You: Why? Him: Because I’m hot and I said so.

DM: Hey, I’m gonna make you do my homework. You: Why? Him: Because I’m hot and I said so.

In class: Teacher: Why are you fighting? You: He said I’m ugly. Him: I’m hot. Teacher: Okay, he wins.

When someone is so good-looking they think they can insult you and you’ll still take their side because you’re too dumb for your own good

You: I’m gonna beat you in the game. Him: No way. You: Why? Him: Because I’m hot and you’re not.

Text: You’re gonna lose. You: Why? Him: Because I’m hot and you’re not.

In the hallway: You: I’m gonna beat you. Him: No. You: Why? Him: Because I’m hot and I said so.

When someone is so attractive they think they can punch you in the face and you’ll still smile because you’re too brain-dead to care

You: I’m gonna beat you. Him: No. You: Why? Him: Because I’m hot and I said so.

In the gym: You: I’m gonna beat you. Him: No. You: Why? Him: Because I’m hot and I said so.

In the lunchroom: You: I’m gonna beat you. Him: No. You: Why? Him: Because I’m hot and I said so.