habuji

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Habuji is when you drink so much you think you're a superhero and your pants are on fire.

My cousin habuji'd at the party and tried to punch a wall. The wall won.

I habuji'd so hard I talked to my dog like he was my boss.

She habuji'd and cried at a pizza commercial. It was glorious.

Habuji is when you're so wasted you forget your name and start screaming at the moon.

He habuji'd and told the barista he was the king of the universe. She gave him a free coffee.

I habuji'd and tried to dance with my cat. It ran away.

My friend habuji'd and said the sun was a giant cheeseburger.

Habuji is when you're so drunk you think your friend is a alien and you start arguing about the meaning of life.

They habuji'd and fought over who was the better pizza topping. It was tomato sauce vs. glitter.

I habuji'd and told my mom I was going to Mars. She said, 'Fine, just don't forget to bring the trash bags.'

He habuji'd and tried to build a spaceship out of chairs. It collapsed.

Habuji is when you're so messed up you think your socks are alive and they're plotting against you.

She habuji'd and started whispering secrets to her shoes. No one knows what they said.

I habuji'd and tried to run away from my own shadow. It followed me home.

He habuji'd and told the fridge he was going on a diet. The fridge laughed.

Habuji is when you're so drunk you think your phone is a dragon and you start fighting it.

My brother habuji'd and tried to wrestle his phone. It didn't win, but it didn't lose either.

I habuji'd and told my phone it was a monster. It just buzzed at me.

She habuji'd and started texting her dog. He didn't reply, but he looked confused.