habubba

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A smelly, loud, annoying brother who thinks he's the king of the world and everyone else is just a side dish.

My habubba thinks he invented pizza. He's wrong. It was a god.

Habubba texted me at 2 a. m. with a photo of his dog wearing sunglasses. I cried.

He called me 'habubba' and then asked for money. I threw up.

A mix of a love-sick baby and a man who thinks he's a superhero. Also, a little bit of a mess.

My habubba cried when his coffee got cold. I felt bad. Then he yelled at me.

He texted me 'habubba' and then said he was going to conquer the moon. I laughed.

He called me 'habubba' and then asked if I wanted to be his sidekick. I said no.

A brother who’s half sweet and half gross. He acts like he's fancy but he eats pizza with his hands.

My habubba said he was going to be rich. Then he bought 10 pizzas and ate them all.

He texted me 'habubba' and then sent a photo of his face covered in spaghetti. I laughed until I cried.

He called me 'habubba' and then tried to give me a hug. It smelled like old socks.

A brother who thinks he's a legend, but he just wears pajamas all day and eats too much.

My habubba said he was going to be a king. Then he fell asleep on the couch.

He texted me 'habubba' and then said he was going to beat up the sun. I said, 'Okay, good luck.'

He called me 'habubba' and then tried to dance. It was sad.