habster

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A stupid app that yells at you like your mom if you forget to brush your teeth or drink water. It tracks your lazy ass and makes you feel bad.

My alarm went off at 7 AM and said, 'You promised me you’d do push-ups!' I cried.

My friend got a notification that said, 'You forgot to eat today. You’re a failure.'

I opened the app and it said, 'You’ve only done 2 out of 7 habits. You’re a disappointment.'

A glorified reminder app that thinks it’s the boss of you. You set goals, it mocks you when you fail.

My habit app said, 'You skipped your workout again. You’re a weakling.'

It texted me, 'You didn’t water your plants. They’re dying. So are you.'

I tried to ignore it, but it kept buzzing like a cockroach in my ear.

An app that makes you feel like a failure if you don’t do your chores. It’s like having a mean teacher in your pocket.

My app said, 'You forgot to clean your room. You’re a mess.'

I got a message: 'You didn’t finish your homework. You’re a disappointment.'

It reminded me, 'You didn’t drink your protein shake. You’re weak.'

A trashy app that tracks your habits like it’s your ex. It judges you and makes you feel guilty.

It sent me a text: 'You didn’t study. You’re going to fail.'

It said, 'You forgot to drink water. You’re a desiccated husk.'

It reminded me, 'You didn’t do your workout. You’re a fat failure.'

A useless app that screams at you if you don’t follow your plan. It’s like having a loud neighbor who never shuts up.

It yelled, 'You didn’t do your habit! You’re a disappointment!'

It texted me, 'You missed your goal. You’re a failure.'

It screamed, 'You skipped your meal. You’re a mess.'

A annoying app that keeps bugging you like a drunk friend. It won’t stop until you do what it says.

It said, 'You didn’t drink your coffee. You’re a weakling.'

It texted me, 'You didn’t do your workout. You’re a failure.'

It kept saying, 'You’re not done with your habit. Do it now!'