Habshan

My cousin is a Habshan. He farts during the entire family dinner.

My dog is a Habshan. He farts when he eats, when he sleeps, and when he’s mad.

My teacher is a Habshan. She farts during every single math test.

My brother is a Habshan. He farts so loud I think the ceiling is going to fall down.

My neighbor is a Habshan. His farts wake me up at 3 a. m.

My friend is a Habshan. He farts during the entire movie.

My mom is a Habshan. She farts while she cooks, and it smells like a rotten egg factory.

My uncle is a Habshan. He farts during the entire football game.

My gym teacher is a Habshan. She farts while we do sit-ups.

My dad is a Habshan. He farts so much it feels like he’s fighting a fart war.

My friend’s dog is a Habshan. He farts while he chews on his toys.

My principal is a Habshan. He farts during every assembly.

My sister is a Habshan. She farts so bad it makes me want to run out of the room.

My brother’s friend is a Habshan. He farts while he’s eating pizza.

My math teacher is a Habshan. She farts during every homework problem.

My neighbor’s kid is a Habshan. He farts like he’s in a fart competition.

My cousin’s dog is a Habshan. He farts so much it sounds like a whole dog park.

My friend’s dad is a Habshan. He farts during every single conversation.