Habsen

My cousin’s a Habsen. He tried to fit through the door and it broke. He yelled at the door like it owed him money.

At the gym, the guy next to me was a Habsen. He sat on the bench and it creaked like it was about to die.

My dog ran into a Habsen at the park. The dog ran away. The Habsen just stood there like he was confused.

My uncle is a Habsen. He ate an entire pizza and then asked for a salad. The salad had a side of shame.

The bus driver called my friend a Habsen because he took up three seats and still had space for a bag of chips.

My neighbor is a Habsen. He tried to do a push-up and the floor shook like it was scared.

My teacher called me a Habsen because I took up the whole desk and spilled my juice on the floor. The floor got a bad vibe.

At the movie theater, the guy next to me was a Habsen. He took up two seats and still had space for his mom.

My dog barked at a Habsen and the Habsen just stared back like he was saying, 'You’re not scary, kid.'