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A habsa is a human who moves like a sloth, talks like a confused toddler, and laughs at things that aren’t even funny. But somehow, she’s the best part of your life.
She walked into the kitchen at 3 a. m. and said, 'I think I’m hungry. Maybe I’m not. I don’t know.'
She tried to text me while wearing a hat and it looked like a raccoon was texting me.
She cried when the ice cream truck didn’t come.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A habsa is like a mess in human form. She’s dumb, loud, and somehow still the best person you know.
She tried to cook dinner and set the smoke alarm off. Twice.
She told me she was a detective. Then she said, 'I’m not sure what that means.'
She yelled at the TV because the basketball player missed a shot.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A habsa is the kind of person who can make a simple trip to the store feel like an adventure, a disaster, and a comedy show all at once.
She went to the store, came back with three bags and a screaming toddler.
She tried to buy bread and got lost in the cereal aisle.
She said the cashier was 'being mean' because they didn’t smile.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A habsa is the kind of person who will try to be cool, but ends up being the most ridiculous person in the room.
She tried to dance and looked like a confused chicken.
She said she was ‘a legend’ and then fell off the couch.
She wore socks with sandals and called it ‘fashion.’
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A habsa is like a tornado of nonsense. She doesn’t know what she’s doing, but she’s doing it with all her might and it’s somehow amazing.
She ran into the street because she thought a balloon was calling her.
She tried to sing and it sounded like a cat was yelling at a dog.
She ate six cookies and then cried because she didn’t know what happened.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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