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The blueberry bee is a tiny little bastard from South America that does the dirtiest job of pollinating blueberries. It’s like a bumble bee but it’s got more speed and less brains.
I swear that blueberry bee came up to me and said 'you're welcome' after I ate 10 blueberries in one go.
My blueberry plant looked at me like it was judging me, and I know it's all because of that little bee.
That blueberry bee is the reason I passed biology. I just let it do all the work.
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This little son of a gun, the blueberry bee, lives in South America and is the best at pollinating blueberries. It’s smaller than a bumble bee and faster than a kid who forgot to do homework.
My blueberry plant is getting too good at making berries, and I know it’s all because of that little bee.
That blueberry bee showed up in my lunch and ate my sandwich. I didn’t even know bees could do that.
My neighbor said his blueberry bushes are getting too big. I told him it’s the blueberry bee.
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The blueberry bee is a tiny, fast, South American bug that loves blueberries more than you love your mom. It's smaller and faster than a bumble bee, and it's got no chill.
My blueberry bushes are so full of berries, I think the blueberry bee is trying to take over my yard.
I saw the blueberry bee on my face and it didn’t even flinch. It just stared me down like I owed it money.
That blueberry bee is the reason I ate 12 blueberries and still had room for ice cream.
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