Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A crazy lie you tell yourself that you're happy even when your life is a dumpster fire.

I'm fine, I'm just happy. (While crying in the shower.)

Yeah, I'm totally fine. (After getting fired and eating pizza for breakfast.)

I'm happy. (While hiding in a closet from my ex.)

2

When you think you're on top of the world, but you're just tripping on a banana peel.

I'm the king of the hill! (After falling off a cliff.)

I'm on cloud nine! (While stuck in traffic.)

I'm the best! (After failing a test.)

3

A mental disease where you believe you're awesome, but you're just a sad mess.

I'm awesome, baby! (While eating cereal for dinner.)

I'm the best! (After getting a D on a math test.)

I'm a rockstar! (While crying in the bathroom.)

4

A made-up happiness that's just a facade for your deep, soul-crushing sadness.

I'm happy! (While eating a whole pizza alone at 2 AM.)

I'm so content! (After getting rejected by everyone.)

I'm a joy to be around! (While yelling at a cat.)

5

When you pretend to be happy because your brain is broken and you're too lazy to fix it.

I'm happy! (While drinking coffee at 3 AM.)

I'm totally fine! (After getting dumped.)

I'm the best! (While crying in the shower.)

6

A state of mind where you think you're doing great, but you're actually just failing at life.

I'm doing great! (After getting fired.)

I'm on top of the world! (While eating cereal for dinner.)

I'm living my best life! (While crying in a parking lot.)