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Habri is a guy who’s a great neighbor, if you like loud music, screaming kids, and trash in your yard. He’s the kind of man who thinks his kids are perfect, even when they’re throwing pizza boxes out the window.
Habri’s kid just threw a football through my window. But I still say he’s the best neighbor.
Habri’s lawn looks like a war zone. But he still thinks he’s the best dad ever.
Habri called me at 2 a. m. to tell me his kid was crying. Again.