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When you're so love-sick you act like your partner is the only person who ever mattered. You call them 'baby' every time you sneeze. You're just sad and need attention like a beggar at a buffet.
'Baby, I love you more than pizza.', said by someone who hasn't eaten in a week.
'If you don't text me back, I'll die.', said by someone who just got a phone.
'I'm going to cry if you don't call me now.', said by someone who just watched a rom-com.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Being so in love you think your partner is the only one who can make you happy. You're like a dog who only listens to one person. You don't care if you're being annoying.
'I'm your forever baby.', said by someone who just met their partner 3 days ago.
'You're my only one.', said by someone who just broke up with their ex.
'I'll never leave you.', said by someone who just got a new phone.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When you're so obsessed with your partner you think they're the only one who matters. You act like they're your whole life. You're just sad and need attention like a toddler who just got yelled at.
'I miss you more than my mom.', said by someone who just broke up with their partner.
'You're my everything.', said by someone who just got a new phone.
'I'll never stop loving you.', said by someone who just got a new haircut.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When you're so in love you think your partner is the only one who can make you happy. You call them 'baby' like it's a job. You're just sad and need attention like a beggar at a buffet.
'I love you more than my pizza.', said by someone who just ate a whole pizza.
'You're my baby.', said by someone who just got a new phone.
'I can't live without you.', said by someone who just broke up with their partner.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When you're so in love you think your partner is the only one who matters. You call them 'baby' every time you see them. You're just sad and need attention like a toddler who just got yelled at.
'I love you more than my mom.', said by someone who just got a new phone.
'You're my baby.', said by someone who just broke up with their partner.
'I'll never stop loving you.', said by someone who just got a new haircut.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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