Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you tackle someone so hard in football you scream like a dying squirrel

I tackled him so hard I heard my own bones creak

That kid went flying like a pizza in a blender

I hit him so hard the ref started crying

2

When you hit someone so hard in football you think your brain is gonna come out your ears

I hit him so hard my ears were ringing for a week

He flew like a bullet outta a cannon

I thought I broke my own jaw from how hard I hit him

3

When you slam someone so hard in football you make the ground cry

I slammed him so hard the grass bent over

He hit the ground like a sack of bricks

The ground shook like it was scared of me

4

When you tackle someone so hard in football you think you just killed them

I tackled him so hard I thought I saw his soul

He went down like a tree in a hurricane

I hit him so hard the crowd thought it was a murder

5

When you hit someone so hard in football you feel like you're gonna explode

I hit him so hard I felt like a volcano

He flew like a rocket outta my hand

I hit him so hard my shirt popped off

6

When you tackle someone so hard in football you make the sky jealous

I tackled him so hard the clouds started cheering

He went flying like a bird in a storm

The sky turned green from how hard I hit him