Habooshki

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When a person kicks another in the crouch so hard it feels like a truck hit their junk. If they got a penis, it turns into a squishy hole. If they got a vagina, it gets so deep it could swallow a whole pizza.
My cousin got habooshki'd at the gym and cried like a baby.
That guy got habooshki'd so hard he started singing show tunes.
I gave my brother habooshki and he still hasn't stopped swearing.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A kick to the crouch so strong it makes your brain think about dying. If you have a penis, it’s like it got flipped inside out. If you have a vagina, it’s like it got a second job.
My teacher gave me habooshki during lunch and I missed my math test.
He got habooshki'd in the hallway and started laughing at the janitor.
She gave her boyfriend habooshki and he fell into a puddle.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When someone kicks you so low it feels like your crouch is on fire. If you have a penis, it becomes a meaty tunnel. If you have a vagina, it goes deeper than your grandpa’s stories.
At the park, a kid gave me habooshki and I ran away like a scared chicken.
He got habooshki'd in the car and started yelling at the radio.
My mom gave me habooshki and I cried for an hour.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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