habookabob

Fresh Trending

3 views · Added 3d ago · 5 definitions

1
a big mess that smells like old socks and regret
My room looked like a habookabob after my cousin’s sleepover.
The kitchen was a habookabob after the pizza delivery guy threw up.
My mom’s hair looked like a habookabob after she used three different shampoos.
2
when you’re so confused you don’t know if you’re coming or going
I looked like a habookabob when I tried to explain my homework to my dog.
He was a habookabob during the pop quiz because he forgot his pencil.
My sister was a habookabob when she tried to text me while riding a bike.
3
a pile of things that don’t belong together and make no sense
My backpack was a habookabob with snacks, homework, and a dead mouse.
His sock drawer was a habookabob with red socks, blue socks, and a sandwich.
Her desk was a habookabob with crayons, spaghetti, and a calculator.
4
when everything in your life goes wrong at the same time
My day was a habookabob when my dog ate my lunch and I got a B on my test.
He had a habookabob morning when his alarm didn’t go off and his coffee was cold.
Her life was a habookabob when her phone died, her dog ran away, and she forgot her pants.
5
a situation so bad it makes you want to cry and throw things
The movie was a habookabob and I threw a pillow at the screen.
His life was a habookabob when he failed math and got a bad haircut.
She had a habookabob when her pet goldfish escaped and her mom yelled at her.
xs