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A guy named Goose who gets hella Larry and then cries like a baby
Goose just got Larry'd and texted me: 'I'm gonna die'
At the party Goose was screaming 'I'm not dead yet!'
Goose got Larry'd and now he's eating ice cream for breakfast
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Goose is a guy who gets so much Larry he turns into a human toilet
Goose texted me: 'I just pooped my pants from Larry'
At work, Goose was using the bathroom every 5 minutes
Goose got Larry'd and started leaking everywhere
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Goose is a guy who gets Larry so hard he turns into a meatball
Goose was at the dinner table and just exploded
Goose texted me: 'I'm a meatball now'
Goose got Larry'd and started rolling on the floor like a meatball
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