Haboobatay

My ex is a Haboobatay. She left me for a guy who could do math.

My cousin’s crush is a Haboobatay. He’s been staring at her for two weeks.

I saw a Haboobatay at the store. I almost dropped my groceries.

My mom said my sister is a Haboobatay. I think she’s trying to get me to stop being lazy.

My crush’s sister is a Haboobatay. She’s got a PhD and a hot body.

I ran into a Haboobatay at the gym. I forgot how to breathe.

My teacher said I was acting like a Haboobatay. I’m not that good.

I asked my friend if his girlfriend was a Haboobatay. He said, ‘She’s the real one.’

I saw a Haboobatay in my class. I started daydreaming and failed my test.