Haboi

My cousin is a haboi. He tried to explain quantum physics to my dog.

When my boss said 'we need to streamline the process,' I said 'streamline? I can't even spell that, I'm a haboi.'

My math teacher called me a haboi for thinking 2 + 2 was 5.

That guy at the gym is a haboi. He flexed so hard, I got a cramp.

My uncle is a haboi. He married my aunt because he thought she was a goddess.

My crush is a haboi. He can lift a car and still smile at me.