Habluu

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A god of sex who looks like a model and has a smile that could make a nun blush. He’s always there to save your ass, even if it means getting in a fight with a full-grown bear.
Habluu showed up at my jail cell and said, 'I’m here for the bear.'
He fought a bear with a bear claw and won. Then he went to the bar and got a free drink.
He saved my sister from a bear and then asked her to marry him.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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He’s the king of the mountains and the guy who will take your girlfriend if you don’t watch out. He’s got the body of a god and the brain of a genius.
Habluu took my girlfriend to the mountains and didn’t bring her back for three days.
He solved my math test in one minute and then asked me for my girlfriend.
He turned my math teacher into a mountain and then took my girlfriend.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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He’s the reason your life is cool, and if he’s not, then you’re doing something wrong. He’s got the looks of a movie star and the guts of a warrior.
Habluu showed up at my funeral and said, 'You’re not dead yet.'
He beat up my dad for stealing my snack and then gave me a free snack.
He turned my mom into a mountain and then asked me to be his sidekick.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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