Hablooba

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A girlfriend so good she makes your exes cry. You use this word when you’re too lazy to say anything else.

My hablooba just texted me a photo of her cat wearing a hat. I married her.

I called my hablooba a ‘walking highlight reel’ and she took it as a compliment.

My hablooba said she’d leave me if I didn’t buy her pizza. I bought her three pizzas.

The best girlfriend in the world. You say this when you’re too drunk to think straight.

I called my hablooba ‘the love of my life’ after I drank six beers. She still loves me.

My hablooba told me I was ‘the best thing since sliced bread’ and I believed her.

I texted my hablooba ‘I love you’ at 3 a. m. She replied with ‘I love you more’ and a photo of her cat.

A girlfriend so hot she could make a fire. You call her this when you’re trying to impress your friends.

My hablooba walked into the room and my friends instantly forgot I existed.

I told my friends my hablooba was ‘a 10 out of 10’ and they believed me.

My hablooba said she’d kiss me if I bought her ice cream. I bought her five tubs.

The girl who puts up with your nonsense. You call her this when you’re being extra.

My hablooba let me wear my pajamas to work. She’s a saint.

I told my hablooba I was going to marry her. She said ‘Okay’ and went to sleep.

My hablooba said she’d leave me if I didn’t stop talking about my dog. I stopped talking about my dog.

Your girlfriend. You call her this when you’re being dramatic and you want her to feel special.

I called my hablooba ‘the best’ and she cried. I didn’t mean to make her cry.

My hablooba told me she’d move to Mars with me if I asked her nicely. I asked her nicely.

I said my hablooba was ‘a once-in-a-lifetime kind of girl’ and she said ‘That’s sweet, now let me go to sleep.’