Habloo

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Habloo means you're so messed up in the head you probably think pizza is a type of math problem.
You said you were going to do your homework. Habloo. You’re still wearing pajamas at noon.
Your mom called. She said, 'You’re acting like a Habloo.'
He tried to explain his love for socks. That’s a Habloo.
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Habloo is when your brain is full of glitter and you can’t tell a joke from a punchline.
She tried to explain her life choices. That’s a Habloo.
He started talking about fish in space. That’s a Habloo.
Your dog just stared at you for ten minutes. That’s a Habloo.
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Habloo is when you’re so lost in your own nonsense you think the sky is a cereal box.
He said the sky was a cereal box. That’s a Habloo.
She tried to argue with the microwave. That’s a Habloo.
Your friend just ran out of the room yelling, 'I’m a Habloo!'
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