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A girl who looks like she was born with a cheeseburger in each hand
I saw her in the lunch line and my jaw dropped
She walked in and the whole gym went silent
My cousin called her a walking meatball factory
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A girl so big-busted it looks like she’s wearing two footballs under her shirt
She walked past me and I felt like I got hit by a truck
My friend said she looked like a walking sports store
She turned around and my brain short-circuited
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A girl so busted you could use her as a doorstop and still have room to breathe
I tried to sneak a peek and my eyes almost popped out
She laughed and I felt like I was going to cry
My brother said she looked like a walking cupcake