hablinski

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A smug Canadian Jew who thinks he’s the king of the world and talks like he’s been paid by the devil to be annoying.

'I’m not just Canadian, I’m *Canadian royalty*.'

He tried to explain the entire plot of *The Emoji Movie* to my dog.

He called my mom 'a side dish' and said it was a compliment.

A fake Canadian Jew who thinks he’s got more swagger than a thousand gym bros combined, and he’s got the ego to back it up.

He texted me, 'I’m not just a person, I’m a *lifestyle*.'

He tried to start a band called 'The Loaf of Bread' and said it was 'Canadian core.'

He told my dad he was 'a has-been' and then cried when he got ignored.

A Canadian Jew who thinks he’s the most important person in the universe and acts like everyone else is just there to laugh at him.

He texted me, 'I’m not just Canadian, I’m *Canadian legend*.'

He tried to explain why his chicken nuggets were 'the best in the world' to my math teacher.

He called my sister 'a snack' and then said it was a compliment.