Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A meat stick that screams in pain

My habliblo was screaming after I wore socks to bed

I tried to run and my habliblo was like 'no way'

My habliblo cried when I sat on a chair

2

A noodle that got hit by a truck

My habliblo looked like it got hit by a truck after my mom yelled at me

I tried to dance and my habliblo was like 'what is this madness?'

My habliblo had a bruise the size of a pizza

3

A sausage that got kicked by a donkey

My habliblo looked like it got kicked by a donkey

I sat on it and it said 'you are the worst'

My habliblo ran away from me after I touched it

4

A wiener that got stabbed by a pencil

My habliblo had a pencil hole in it from my brother

I tried to laugh and my habliblo was like 'stop it'

My habliblo was stabbed by a pencil and it cried

5

A hot dog that got hit by a car

My habliblo was hit by a car and it was sad

I walked and my habliblo was like 'you are going to regret this'

My habliblo looked like it got hit by a car after I jumped on it

6

A sausage that got burned by a flamingo

My habliblo was burned by a flamingo and it was on fire

I tried to eat and my habliblo said 'not today'

My habliblo had a burn mark from a flamingo