hable table

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when a woman turns into a walking food coma by sitting at a table and chowing down on hables like it's her job

My cousin turned into a human burger after 3 days at the hable table.

She didn’t leave the table until she could barely stand up.

I saw her at the mall and she looked like a bloated balloon.

when a woman eats so many hables she becomes a human hable machine and can’t move

She ate so much she started drooling hables onto the floor.

I tried to help her up, but she just collapsed back into the chair.

She looked like a sausage link after that hable table session.

when a woman sits at a table and turns into a hable monster because she can’t stop eating

She turned into a hable monster and started screaming about the sauce.

I had to drag her out of the restaurant like she was a prisoner.

She was so full she started snoring at the table.