hablahabla

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Hablahabla is when you get so horny you sound like a goat yelling at a cheese factory
'I saw her in the grocery store and I had to yell hablahabla at the cashier!'
'He did hablahabla in the middle of a Zoom call. His mom called the police.'
'She texted me 'hi' and I responded with hablahabla. Now we're dating.'
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Hablahabla is like a loud middle finger to your pants
'I was eating cereal and I did hablahabla. The cereal flew everywhere.'
'He did hablahabla in the library. The librarian kicked him out.'
'She said 'I love you' and I did hablahabla. Now we're married.'
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Hablahabla is when your brain turns into a pizza and your mouth says 'I want extra cheese and more sauce'
'I was walking my dog and I did hablahabla. The dog ran away.'
'He did hablahabla during a meeting. His boss gave him a warning.'
'She texted me 'I miss you' and I replied with hablahabla. Now we're together.'
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Hablahabla is when you scream so loud your neighbor calls the cops and your mom calls you a disgrace
'I did hablahabla in my mom's kitchen. She threw a spoon at me.'
'He did hablahabla at the gas station. The guy behind him got scared.'
'She did hablahabla in the middle of a math test. The teacher gave her a zero.'
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Hablahabla is when your face turns red and your voice goes up like a rocket
'I did hablahabla in the elevator. The guy next to me ran out.'
'He did hablahabla in the restaurant. The waiter called the cops.'
'She did hablahabla in the car. Her brother said 'you're embarrassing me.'
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