Hablagator

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The curse of having to talk or listen to Spanish when you're stuck in California or anywhere else Spanish is king.
My cousin got stuck in a Spanish class and now he hates life.
I had to understand my abuela's rants and it felt like torture.
My dog got a Spanish command and now he barks at me in Spanish.
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The evil rule that says you gotta speak Spanish or else you're dead.
My teacher said if I didn't speak Spanish, I'd get no credit.
My mom threatened me with Spanish if I didn't do my homework.
My friend got yelled at in Spanish and now he's scared.
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A person who takes Spanish and turns it into English, like a translator with a swear word.
My brother translates Spanish for my grandma and he's got a swear word for everything.
I hired a translator and he cussed me out in Spanish.
My teacher’s translator is the best and the rudest.
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