hablagation

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A rule that forces you to speak Spanish like it's your last breath.

My teacher made me say 'buenos días' 100 times. I'm still haunted.

I got in trouble for saying 'hello' instead of 'hola'.

My dog now says 'adios' when I leave. I don't know why.

When you're stuck in a place where everyone speaks Spanish and you're the weird one who doesn't.

I tried to order tacos in English. The guy looked at me like I was a ghost.

My friend got lost because she didn't know how to say 'where is the bathroom' in Spanish.

I asked for 'fries' and got a whole enchilada. It was a disaster.

A person who turns Spanish into English like it's a fight they have to win.

My translator friend turned '¡Hola!' into 'Hello, you fatty!'

He turned 'gracias' into 'thanks, I guess.'

She said 'adios' like it was a death sentence.