Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A Habjot is someone who acts like they’re the king of the world and everyone else is just a bunch of losers

My cousin thinks he’s the best at video games. He’s a Habjot.

My teacher yells at me for no reason. She’s a Habjot.

My dog barks at nothing. He’s a Habjot.

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A Habjot is a person who can’t make a simple decision without turning it into a disaster

My brother can’t pick a shirt. He’s a Habjot.

My mom spends hours deciding what to cook. She’s a Habjot.

My friend can’t pick a movie. He’s a Habjot.

3

A Habjot is a person who makes everything they touch smell like old socks and regret

My brother eats pizza for breakfast. He’s a Habjot.

My friend smells like a gym sock. He’s a Habjot.

My dad eats soup for dinner. He’s a Habjot.

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A Habjot is someone who acts like they know everything even when they clearly don’t

My brother says he knows everything about science. He’s a Habjot.

My teacher says she knows everything about life. She’s a Habjot.

My friend says he knows everything about music. He’s a Habjot.

5

A Habjot is someone who’s so dumb they think a donut is a fancy pizza

My brother thinks a donut is a fancy pizza. He’s a Habjot.

My friend thinks a taco is a pizza. He’s a Habjot.

My cousin thinks a burger is a sandwich. He’s a Habjot.

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A Habjot is someone who can’t even remember their own name and still think they’re cool

My brother can’t remember his own name. He’s a Habjot.

My friend forgets everything. He’s a Habjot.

My cousin can’t remember what he ate for breakfast. He’s a Habjot.