HABJ

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HABJ is when someone tries to give a blow job but quits early like they’re doing it for a paycheck and not for love.

My boyfriend tried to give me a HABJ and left me hanging like I was on a fishing line.

She said, 'I’m done, I’ve got a life,' and walked away mid-HABJ.

He said, 'I’m not doing that again,' and I said, 'You’re not even halfway done!'

HABJ is a guy who’s too horny to wait and just wants to get to the good part without any work.

My neighbor’s dog got a HABJ and ran into the street like he’d won the lottery.

My cousin called me a HABJ because he saw me eating a taco and not a sandwich.

My mom said I was a HABJ because I left my pants on during the entire movie.