Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The stupid ways people act without even thinking about it because they were brainwashed by society to be lazy, rude, and selfish.

My cousin thinks he’s cool because he wears a hoodie 24/7 like it’s a uniform.

My mom talks to her plants like they’re her ex.

My brother always takes the last slice of pizza without even asking.

2

When you turn a stupid thing you do every day into something you can’t live without.

I check my phone every 5 minutes like it’s my life.

I eat chips at 3 AM like I’m the king of the snack world.

I tweet about my feelings like I’m a poet.

3

When you make someone do the same stupid thing over and over until they’re sick of it.

My dad makes me eat cereal for dinner every day like it’s a punishment.

My teacher makes me write essays about my feelings like I’m a drama queen.

My sister makes me listen to her music like it’s the only thing that matters.

4

That girl who used to sit next to you in math class and gave you the worst time ever.

She made me do 100 pushups in PE because I didn’t do my homework.

She told the whole class I was a ‘crybaby’ in front of my mom.

She texted me during lunch to tell me she got a better grade than me.

5

When you get wild and crazy with someone like you’re in a fight and you don’t care who sees you.

I kissed my crush in front of the whole school like it was a movie scene.

I yelled at my teacher like I was the king of the class.

I threw my lunch at my friend because he made fun of my hair.

6

That person who screams about everything and acts like the sky is falling every time someone says something mean.

She cried because I said her hair looked like a chicken’s nest.

He yelled at the principal because I didn’t say ‘hello’ to him.

She told the teacher I was ‘the worst student ever’ because I didn’t do my homework.

7

That person who hits ‘like’ on every stupid post on social media even if they don’t know what it means.

She liked my post about my feelings even though I wrote ‘I’m sad because I spilled my coffee.’

He liked my mom’s post about her cat like it was a big deal.

She liked my teacher’s post about math like it was the best thing ever.