Habituated

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A ex-girlfriend who used to bug you so much it felt like you were being tortured by a goat with a chainsaw.

You saw her at the grocery store and she gave you the side-eye like you owed her money.

She texted you: 'Remember when you broke up with me? I still have the emotional scars.'

She posted on Instagram: 'He still hasn't forgiven me for the time I ate his pizza.'

When you turn something you used to do once in a while into something you do every damn day.

You used to smoke once a week. Now you smoke twice a day and you're still not happy.

You went from eating fast food once a month to once a week. Now you're going to once a day.

You used to watch TV once a day. Now you watch it every hour and you're still not satisfied.

When you make someone do the same thing over and over until they're practically begging you to stop.

You told your kid to clean their room 10 times and they still didn't clean it.

You made your dog do sit-ups 50 times and he gave you the look of pure hatred.

You forced your friend to eat 10 slices of pizza and they’re now telling everyone you're the worst person ever.

When you learn to do things without even thinking about it, like a robot that’s been programmed by a drunk person.

You wake up at 6:00 AM every day and don’t even think about it.

You drink coffee every morning before you even brush your teeth.

You text your mom before you even brush your teeth and don’t even think about it.

When you get it on like a wild animal fighting another wild animal in a cage.

You and your girlfriend had sex like you were both wolves in a cage.

You and your boyfriend had sex like you were both lions and the cage was on fire.

You and your ex had sex like you were both raccoons fighting over a pizza.

A person who is so desperate for attention that they will yell at you for no reason just so they can feel special.

They yelled at you for sitting in their seat like you were the worst person ever.

They texted you: 'Why didn’t you text me back? I was waiting for you!'

They posted on Facebook: 'No one understands me and no one ever will.'

A person who likes everything on social media but doesn’t even bother to read what they’re liking.

They liked your post about their cat, but they didn’t even read it.

They liked your tweet about how much they hate Mondays, but they didn’t even read it.

They liked your status about how much they hate their job, but they didn’t even read it.