Habitually Offended

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A person who can't stand being ignored so they make up fights with anyone just to get a reaction and scream about it like it's the end of the world.
I saw a guy yell at a barista for not saying 'hello' properly.
She got mad because her friend called her 'dumb' once and now they don't talk.
He started a fight with a pizza delivery guy because the crust was too big.
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They’re always picking fights because they’re too lazy to do anything else and just want people to know they’re unhappy.
He texted his mom 12 times in a row because she didn’t say 'I love you' first.
She threw a tantrum in class because the teacher didn’t give her extra credit.
He called the gym and yelled at the receptionist for not giving him a free membership.
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They think every little thing is a personal attack and act like the world is ending just because someone didn’t do what they wanted.
She got into a fight with her neighbor because he didn’t water his plants on Tuesday.
He sent a group message about how ‘nobody respects him’ after someone sat in his seat.
She posted a whole rant about how the sky was ‘too blue’ on a Monday.
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These people are like little kids who think everyone is out to get them and they scream about it until someone listens.
He sent his teacher a 10-minute video of himself crying over a bad grade.
She got mad because her friend didn’t send her a birthday card on time.
He posted 30 tweets about how ‘everyone hates him’ after someone said ‘hi’ wrong.
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They’re always mad about something and will go out of their way to make sure people know it, even if it means being a pain in the butt.
She yelled at the mailman because he didn’t smile when he gave her a letter.
He got into a fight with his dog because it didn’t fetch the ball fast enough.
He texted his ex 20 times because she didn’t reply on a Sunday.
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They act like the world is ending every time something goes wrong and expect everyone to stop what they’re doing to listen to their sob story.
He yelled at the cashier because the receipt had one extra zero.
She cried in the hallway because her friend didn’t say ‘good morning’ first.
He posted a 5-minute video about how ‘nobody understands him’ after someone sat in his chair.
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