habitualdrunkard

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the most annoying, loud, and drunk person who thinks they’re the king of the world and everyone else is just a background character in their dumb story.

I drank 12 beers and still think I’m better than you at everything.

I once yelled at a pizza for not being spicy enough.

I texted my ex at 3 AM just to say I was still mad about 2017.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

a person who drinks so much they forget their own name and think they’re famous.

I forgot my name and told the barista I was a movie star.

I tried to sing a song but only remembered the words to ‘Hello’ and ‘Shake It Off.’

I texted my mom and said I was on a reality show.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

the guy who thinks he’s a superhero but only has powers when he’s drunk.

I saved the world by knocking over a lamp and yelling ‘I am the night!’

I tried to fly by jumping off a couch and landed in a cereal box.

I fought a robot with a spoon and won.

by Slangipedia 3d ago