habitual stupidity

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A person who could pass a test with one eye closed but insists on failing it with both eyes glued shut and a mouth full of trash.

I could’ve aced this quiz if I wasn’t too busy being a idiot.

He failed the test on purpose because he hates being smart.

She got a D just to spite the teacher.

They have a brain but choose to let it rot in a closet while they scream into a pillow.

He didn’t even try to do his homework. Just drew a cat on it and called it a day.

She forgot the whole assignment and blamed the dog.

He failed the math test and said it was the teacher’s fault.

They have the chance to be smart but pick the dumbest option like it’s a free gift from the universe.

He knew the answer but said ‘I don’t know’ just to be a pain.

She got the question right but messed it up on purpose.

He passed the test but then threw it away because he hates success.

They have a brain, but they choose to live in a world where everything is upside down and the sky is green.

He said the earth was flat and refused to look at a map.

She believed in ghosts and didn’t care if people laughed at her.

He failed the test and said the questions were evil.

They could be smart, but they’re too busy being a pain in the neck to bother.

He refused to do his homework and called the teacher a ‘boring old man.’

She said she didn’t need to study because she was ‘already perfect.’

He got the answer wrong on purpose because he hated the teacher.

They have a brain, but they choose to let it sit in a bucket of mud and never wash it.

He didn’t even try to answer the question. Just drew a smiley face on it.

She got the answer right but said it was a trick question.

He failed the test and said the questions were ‘made by a monster.’