Habitual Masturbation

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You masturbate so much you do it like a clock instead of doing it because you want to. It’s like your body screams, ‘I need it now!’ even if you’re not tired.

My alarm goes off at 3 AM and I know it’s time to get my wick on.

I saw my dog do it in the same spot every day. That’s dedication.

I don’t even need a reason. I just need the time.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

It’s when you’re so used to touching yourself that you can’t even think about it in another room. You need your bed, your pillow, and your specific mood to get it done.

I tried to masturbate in the park and it was like I had no idea what I was doing.

My roommate tried to do it in my room and it was like he was a tourist.

I took a shower and forgot I had to do it. That was a mistake.

by Slangipedia 12d ago