Habitual Line-Crosser

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A person who can’t tell the difference between a social rule and a good punchline. They’ll say anything just to laugh at themselves.

Why is this kid still in the class? He just told the principal his pants were 'literally on fire.'

At lunch, she said the cafeteria food was 'so bad, it made me cry, and I’m not even sad.'

He texted his crush, 'You’re cute, but I’ve seen hotter people. Like my mom on a Friday.'

Someone who thinks being rude is a superpower. They don’t stop until everyone is annoyed and the teacher threatens to call their parents.

During a test, he whispered, 'This is easy. I’ve taken harder tests while drunk.'

She told the substitute teacher, 'You look like someone who just got kicked out of a library.'

He said to the principal, 'You’re not scary. You’re just mad I called your hair 'bald and confused.'

A person who will say the worst thing at the worst time, just to make people uncomfortable and themselves look cool.

At the end of the day, he said, 'I’m not tired. I’m just bored of being alive.'

She told the class, 'My dog eats my homework. It’s the only friend I have.'

He texted his crush, 'You’re not my type. My type is someone who doesn’t make me want to die.'

A person who thinks being inappropriate is a lifestyle choice. They’ll say anything, even if it gets them in trouble.

He told the teacher, 'You’re not scary. You’re just mad I called your coffee 'weak and confused.'

She said, 'This is the easiest test. I could do it in my sleep. I did it in my sleep last night.'

He said to the principal, 'You’re not a real principal. You’re just a kid who got a job.'

Someone who will say the most ridiculous things just to be the center of attention, even if it means getting yelled at.

At lunch, he said, 'I could eat a whole pizza by myself. I did it once. I was full for a week.'

She told the substitute teacher, 'You’re not a real teacher. You’re just someone who got stuck here.'

He said to the principal, 'You’re not scary. You’re just mad I called your hair 'bald and confused.'