Habitual Like Maniac (HLM)

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A person who sees your post and hits like so fast it feels like you're dating their mom.

You post a photo of your dog eating pizza. 2 seconds later, they like it. You think they're following you.

You tweet about your bad day. 1 second later, they like it. You wonder if they're stalking you.

You post a selfie with a bad haircut. They like it before your phone even finished loading.

Someone who likes your post before you even finish typing it, like they’re in your head.

You start typing a long rant about your boss. They like it before you hit send.

You write a single sentence about your coffee. They like it before you finish the sentence.

You type ‘I’m tired’ and they like it before you even hit enter.

A person who likes your posts so fast it’s like they’re trying to make your phone explode from all the likes.

You post a photo of your cat. They like it so fast your phone makes a noise.

You tweet about your bad morning. They like it before you finish your coffee.

You post a selfie. They like it before you even see it.

A person who doesn’t just like your post, they like it before you even know it’s there.

You post something. They like it before you even finish posting.

You tweet about your day. They like it before you even start your lunch.

You send a DM. They like it before you even finish typing.

Someone who likes your post so fast it’s like they have a like button on their face.

You post a photo. They like it before you even look at it.

You tweet about your headache. They like it before you even finish your sentence.

You send a message. They like it before you even hit send.

A person who likes your post before you even finish thinking about it, like they’ve got a like button in their brain.

You think about posting something. They like it before you even press post.

You start to write a tweet. They like it before you even finish your first word.

You send a DM. They like it before you even think about it.