Habitual Bitch

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A human trash can that talks. They're always being a pain in the ass and making everyone else look good. They think they're the center of the universe, but really they're just a giant pile of bad decisions.
"You think you're so cool? I’ve seen your dog be more interesting than you.", said to a guy who tried to flirt with her at the grocery store.
"I’m not ugly. I’m just finely tuned.", said after she spilled coffee on someone else’s shirt.
"If you don’t like me, I’ll make your life a living hell.", said to a kid who didn’t like her lunch.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A person who acts like they're the main character of their own movie, but the script is written by a toddler who just learned to use crayons.
"You’re not even worth my time. I’ve had better days than you.", said to a guy who forgot to bring her snacks.
"I don’t need friends. I have followers.", said after her cat followed her to the mall.
"If you don’t like me, I’ll burn your house down.", said to a kid who drew on her wall.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A person who screams their opinion to everyone and no one listens. They’re like a loud, smelly, rude person who thinks they’re the best thing since sliced bread.
"You’re not even a real person. You’re just a ghost in the hallway.", said to a kid who sat next to her in math class.
"I don’t need a friend. I have a following.", said after her dog followed her to the park.
"If you don’t like me, I’ll throw your mom’s phone out the window.", said to a kid who called her a fake.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A person who’s always in your business and thinks they’re the best thing since pizza. They talk too much, they’re ugly, and they still think they’re hot.
"You think you’re so cool? I’ve had better days than you.", said to a guy who sat next to her in lunch.
"I’m not ugly. I’m just finely tuned.", said after she drew on someone’s face.
"If you don’t like me, I’ll make your life a living hell.", said to a kid who didn’t like her name.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A person who’s always being rude and thinks they’re the best thing since breakfast. They have no friends and still think they’re popular.
"You’re not even worth my time. I’ve had better days than you.", said to a guy who didn’t bring her snacks.
"I don’t need friends. I have followers.", said after her dog followed her to the store.
"If you don’t like me, I’ll throw your mom’s phone out the window.", said to a kid who called her a fake.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A person who’s always being a pain in the ass and still thinks they’re the best thing since pizza. They have no friends and still think they’re hot.
"You think you’re so cool? I’ve had better days than you.", said to a guy who didn’t bring her lunch.
"I’m not ugly. I’m just finely tuned.", said after she spilled coffee on someone’s shirt.
"If you don’t like me, I’ll make your life a living hell.", said to a kid who didn’t like her hair.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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