Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when you're too lazy to stop doing all your stupid habits

I still drink coffee at 3 a. m. because I'm too tired to quit

I bit my nails for 10 years and now I can't stop

I still check my phone even though it's 2 a. m. and I have no life

2

the reason you're still alive but also completely broken

I eat cereal for dinner and still call it a meal

I stayed up until 3 a. m. to watch a show I don't even like

I still use the same password from 2012 and it's a miracle I haven't been hacked yet

3

when your habits are so bad they've become a lifestyle

I drink 5 energy drinks a day and still think I'm fine

I eat pizza for every meal and don't even care

I still text my ex even though we broke up 3 years ago

4

when you're too dumb to know your habits are a problem

I still text my ex even though they blocked me

I bit my nails so much my fingers look like they're on fire

I still wear the same shirt 3 days in a row and call it a fashion choice

5

when you're stuck in a loop of bad habits and you don't know how to get out

I still eat ice cream for dinner even though I know it's 2 a. m.

I still check my phone even though it's 3 a. m. and I have no life

I still bit my nails even though I have a job and a life now