habitrailing

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When a guy (usually gay) shoves a habitrail tube up his butt to trick a tiny rodent into crawling in there, hoping it’ll make him cum and kill the animal at the same time.
My cousin tried habitrailing with a guinea pig. He cried when it bit him.
He said the hamster was like a tiny cockroach in his colon.
I saw a guy on TikTok do it with a gerbil and it was the worst thing I’ve ever seen.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A town full of losers who drink coffee, talk shit, have sex, and have babies so the world can end faster.
My aunt lives in a habitrail city. She has six kids and a latte addiction.
I went there once. It was like a bad reality show with more people.
That place is just a bunch of people who never left their mom’s house.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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Skywalks between office buildings that look like a hamster’s maze. People call them habitrail because they’re stupid.
The habitrail near my office is like a hamster’s gym for grown-ups.
I walked on one and it felt like I was in a tiny hamster’s dream.
That habitrail is just a bunch of tubes that make me dizzy.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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