habitrail for humanity

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Skywalks that connect office buildings like a bunch of smug hamsters sharing a tiny tube. People use them like they’re avoiding the sidewalk because it’s too real for them.

I took the habitrail to work today because walking outside is for people who don’t have a life.

The habitrail is just a fancy way of saying 'we don’t want you to get any sun.'

I saw a guy on the habitrail crying because he forgot his coffee.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Those ridiculous sky bridges that connect buildings like they're in a middle school play. Everyone on them looks like they’re escaping something.

I hate the habitrail. It’s like walking in a hallway for 20 minutes just to get to another building.

The habitrail is the worst part of my commute. It’s like a treadmill for people who have jobs.

My boss walks the habitrail like it's a red carpet.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Those stupid skywalks that connect buildings like they're trying to hide from the world. You’re just stuck walking between them like a sad hamster.

I walk the habitrail every day and I swear it’s trying to make me go insane.

The habitrail is just a bunch of tubes in the sky. Why is everyone so proud of it?

I once saw someone throw their coffee on the habitrail and it was glorious.

by Slangipedia 3d ago