Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Habiti is your best friend who never lets you fail and will slap you if you do.

You: I failed my test. Habiti: You’re dead. I’m gonna tell your mom.

You: I’m gonna skip school. Habiti: You’re gonna die. I’m gonna tell your mom.

You: I’m gonna cheat. Habiti: You’re gonna die. I’m gonna tell your mom.

2

Habiti is your ride or die, your go to, the one who shows up when you need it most.

You: I’m getting suspended. Habiti: I’m coming. I’m bringing my friends.

You: I’m getting beat up. Habiti: I’m coming. I’m bringing my friends.

You: I’m getting kicked out. Habiti: I’m coming. I’m bringing my friends.

3

Habiti is the person who never lets you be alone and is always there to help you out.

You: I’m gonna fail. Habiti: I’m here. I’m helping you.

You: I’m gonna cry. Habiti: I’m here. I’m helping you.

You: I’m gonna die. Habiti: I’m here. I’m helping you.

4

Habiti is your go to person, the one who always has your back and will fight for you.

You: I’m gonna get in trouble. Habiti: I’ll fight for you.

You: I’m gonna get beat up. Habiti: I’ll fight for you.

You: I’m gonna get kicked out. Habiti: I’ll fight for you.

5

Habiti is your person, your no-questions-asked back-up, your no-bullshit support.

You: I’m gonna fail. Habiti: I’m here. No questions asked.

You: I’m gonna cry. Habiti: I’m here. No questions asked.

You: I’m gonna die. Habiti: I’m here. No questions asked.

6

Habiti is your person who will do anything for you, even if it means getting in trouble.

You: I’m gonna get suspended. Habiti: I’ll get suspended with you.

You: I’m gonna get beat up. Habiti: I’ll get beat up with you.

You: I’m gonna get kicked out. Habiti: I’ll get kicked out with you.