Habitch

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A person who messes things up on purpose every single day like it's their job and they're getting a paycheck for it

My mom is a habitch. She burns every meal and still blames the stove.

My boss is a habitch. He yells at the printer like it owes him money.

My brother is a habitch. He steals my snacks and then acts like he's the victim.

When someone keeps making your life worse just because they enjoy it and have no self-control

My teacher is a habitch. She gives me detention for breathing wrong.

My neighbor is a habitch. He plays his music so loud my dog howls at noon.

My friend is a habitch. She borrows my clothes and never returns them.

A person who is bad at everything and still does it every day like it's a holiday

My uncle is a habitch. He shows up at my house with no shoes and eats my pizza.

My dog is a habitch. He digs up my yard every morning and barks at the mailman.

My cousin is a habitch. She shows up late and always brings the wrong gift.

Someone who messes up your day just because they feel like it and they never learn

My dad is a habitch. He forgets my birthday and still shows up with a wrong cake.

My mom's friend is a habitch. She shows up at the grocery store and screams at the cashier.

My brother's friend is a habitch. He eats my lunch and then steals my pencil.

A person who takes the easy way out every time and then complains when things go wrong

My sister is a habitch. She skips school and then cries when she fails the test.

My teacher's friend is a habitch. He copies my homework and then yells at me when I get in trouble.

My best friend is a habitch. She walks in the hallway and then trips over her own feet.