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When a 2-year-old thinks she's being fancy and says ‘habish’ instead of ‘bless you’ after someone coughs or sneezes, but it just sounds like she’s talking trash.
My niece said ‘habish’ after my dad sneezed like a volcano. I swear he thought he was in a war.
My cousin’s kid said ‘habish’ after my dog sneezed. Now my dog thinks he’s a VIP.
At church, my nephew said ‘habish’ after the priest coughed. The priest looked like he was about to exorcise him.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When a toddler thinks she’s saying ‘bless you’ but says ‘habish’ and it sounds like she’s cursing you instead of giving you a blessing.
My niece said ‘habish’ after my brother coughed. It felt like she was telling him to go to hell.
My friend’s kid said ‘habish’ after my dog sneezed. Now my dog thinks he’s cursed.
My nephew said ‘habish’ after my mom sneezed. Now my mom thinks she’s been hexed.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When a 2-year-old tries to say ‘bless you’ but says ‘habish’ and it sounds like she’s telling you to eat a bunch of dirt.
My niece said ‘habish’ after my dad coughed. It was like she told him to eat a whole bag of dirt.
My cousin’s kid said ‘habish’ after my dog sneezed. Now my dog thinks he’s been dirt-bombed.
At the grocery store, my nephew said ‘habish’ after the cashier sneezed. The cashier looked like she wanted to quit.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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