habirthay

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A lazy person’s way of saying ‘happy birthday’ because they’re too tired to spell it right or even care if you’re actually alive.
@jimmy ugh habirthay bro
my mom just said habirthay and i cried
teacher: habirthay class, no cake today
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A cursed phrase that sounds like ‘happy birthday’ but is actually a trap to make you believe you’re special when you’re not.
my friend sent me a text that said habirthay and i thought i was rich
habirthay from my ex, i laughed and cried
my dad yelled habirthay and i got a paper cut
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When you’re too drunk or too high to say ‘happy birthday’ properly, so you just mumble ‘habirthay’ and hope no one notices.
habirthay, i think i just broke my phone
i said habirthay and my friend said ‘you’re not even here’
my dog barked habirthay and i got a tattoo
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A slang term for saying ‘happy birthday’ but only when you’re too lazy to spell it and too rude to care if it’s even correct.
habirthay, i don’t even know who you are
my boss said habirthay and i got a free coffee
i texted habirthay to my crush and now i’m famous
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A magical phrase that turns ‘happy birthday’ into a joke, and sometimes even makes your enemies smile.
my nemesis sent me habirthay and i almost forgave him
habirthay from my mom, i got a new pair of pants
my teacher said habirthay and i failed the test
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A dirty shortcut for ‘happy birthday’ that you use when you’re too lazy to talk properly and too tired to care if it’s even right.
habirthay, i just woke up and i’m already mad
my friend said habirthay and i got a new nickname
i yelled habirthay and my dog ran away
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